The Kea Bird is my God

The Kea Bird is my God

Late at night around smouldering camp fires the local Te Anu tribe that live in the shadow of the Luxmore mountain speak of the mythical Kea bird that guards the summit and who made the world. To please the gods, we sent a brave warrior to make an offering. We're glad to say the Gods smiled upon us, smited our enemies and bought more Barbell Biltong.


A big thanks to Tara and Dayne for risking their necks and meeting our creator.
Amen, Luke



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